I need new pants

Materialistic, self concious? maybe.
Comfort, warmth, safety? Perhaps

I guess pants/all clothes have pretty basic functions, do I want to make a statement, not really. But by saying clothes are simply for function uses kinda give a diservice to the world of design, something I hope to prosper in. Whatevs quelle confusion.
Do I want to settle for average, not really.

Talk about a quest.
Perhaps I should find a cream coloured pony instead.